earthly dilemmas

So I was sitting in class today, staring straight ahead at a screen filled with words my International Relations professor was projecting onto the white canvas hanging from the wall. I had the intense, but thoroughly practiced gaze of someone who wanted their instructor to believe they cared, but I was letting my mind wander…

Last Thursdayism

Last Thursdayism (alternately Last Tuesdayism or Last Wednesdayism) is the idea that the universe was created last Thursday, but with the physical appearance of being billions of years old. Under Last Thursdayism, books, fossils, light already on the way from distant stars, and literally everything (including your memories of the time before last Thursday) were…

´╗┐compresence*

I’m being followed 6 feet behind me by an invisible man. I hear his boots crunch on invisible leaves making me check over my left shoulder multiple times a day. He’s inconsiderately close behind me, breathing down my neck and making me pick up my speed so that he won’t purposefully step down on the…

game theory: in which I describe how you broke my heart.

We were two cars racing head on towards each other, playing Chicken, and waiting for the other to swerve first. The black tar of the road was left with the skid marks of you taking off too quickly not allowing your tires to gain traction under the heavy weight of your car’s frame. I understood…

An Explanation.

Space. The cosmos. A theory of the end of the universe. What more could you want from an introductory post about your newly inspired blogger friend? Check it out boys and girls.